Dirty Jake

The act of screwing over a friend. Also known as Getting Jaked off.

While at work Jake decided he would do a Dirty Jake to his coworkers. Jumped ahead of everyone else to load his semi first even though he wasn’t suppose to. He then proclaimed you just “got Jaked off”

by FartMcFarts December 10, 2025

Jake Fatigue

When you’re starting to get sick of a dumb twink retart monkey named Jake and it starts to affect you psychologically and physiologically.

Similar to chronic fatigue with the one key difference in that a tiny, minuscule, petite man named Jake is getting on your nerves due to his repeated practice of “colored people time”.

Friend 1: “Man, I only spoke to Jake for 5 minutes today but I’m already experiencing Jake Fatigue”

Boss: “Jake was supposed to be here 3 hours ago, where is he?”
Employee: “Who knows. You know how he is, he’s always late.”
Boss: “I’ve already got Jake Fatigue, just tell him to stay home.”

by BaltimoreOriolesFan67 December 16, 2025

Sam and Jake

Coldest duo on earth

Sam and Jake are so fit

by nuxxi February 23, 2023

smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023

Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions

"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"

by CheifLarge March 2, 2023

Jake

Dumbass

Jake is a dumbass

by Bannannabannnaaa March 3, 2023

Amber and Jake

Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake

"hey did you see those two?" "Yeah there definitely like amber and jake'

by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023