jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.

"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."

by Trenton Badboy October 5, 2016

Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation

"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"

by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025

Black and Decker Sandwich

Pulling out a hammer and making someone eat it to the face (AKA Knudsen special).

I gave that bitch a Black and Decker sandwich.

by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 21, 2025

Thank You Sandwich

When you send a formal thank you email, receive a response, then feel obligated to say something (especially “thanks again”) one last time.

Dude, do I need to respond to this email or avoid making a thank you sandwich?

by shethoughts January 15, 2021

Big Chicken Sandwich

The phrase loosely stands for a Bad Conduct Discharge issued from any military service.

"Airman Turd got his Big Chicken Sandwich yeasterday."

by Embuste September 17, 2007

Sandwiching

1: A racially charged term referring to the slaves on a ship during the slave trade being stacked on top of each other body to body to maximize efficiency.
2: Sleeping between your mattress and the box spring/floor

I've been "sandwiching" for weeks now, maybe months, I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever make it out of here alive.

by xNCStarx October 31, 2021

Penis Butter Sandwich

Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.

Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."

by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020