Ryan

A name of a hot man with shitty personality

Brian: "Wow! This Ryan is hot."
Kelly: "Yeah, but he's an asshole."

by flyingdog4 November 21, 2021

Ryan Marek

A person how smashes their sister vigorously.

Damn bro you Ryan marek?

by Hrhrhth April 18, 2020

Ryan

Really annoying boy; usually a younger sibling: but if you are a Ryan don’t take this personally.

Ugh that Ryan guy is so annoying.

by Cat lady hdjdjeidk October 26, 2019

Ryan Metcalf

A man like no other, one that you will only meet once in your life, if your lucky. Prized with the most beautiful kind eyes and brilliant intellect. Adorning the smoothest pillow lips and speaking with the most supple, soft, angelic voice. He will never cease to make you smile with his witty humor or outlandish behavior and will always keep you guessing. He is the most loyal and caring person that one could ever come across always putting others before himself and upholding the highest moral code. Wether it be physically or romantically all features of him are attractive. It is impossible to not love such a perfect man.There is no other like Ryan Metcalf… or his foreskin.

“Who’s that hunk over there!?”
“That’s Ryan Metcalf.”

by Metpricefield November 23, 2021

JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING

OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD

by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016

Ryan

as a ryan, I agree with all the definitions

“ryan agrees with all the definitions here”

by ILoveRyan69420 January 6, 2023

Ryan

If you ever meet a Ryan, he is probably an absolute dickhead who needs to get a fucking life. Has tough friends because he likes pissing people off and is as weak as shit.

Ryan, Also spelt, Faggot

Ryan should get a life

by James The Faggot Wade April 7, 2022