When your penis inadvertently acts as a stylus and performs an operation on your phone.
Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.
Background History
If my phone is in my front left pocket(penal curve side) I am 10 times more likely to pocket dial someone. I have met many others that experience the same issue.
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
Get the pocket stylusmug. by Cardobefishing September 12, 2025
Get the Cranky pocketmug. by TinyChasez July 18, 2021
Get the Pocket Sizemug. by tapes of coolness June 7, 2024
Get the Fake Pocketmug. To not make someone over spend. Could also mean you want something of medium value while not pushing the limit or being to expensive
by Shady McCheeks July 21, 2022
Get the push pocketsmug. Origin: Pasco County, Florida — the only place where hiding meth in your hoo-ha is considered a survival skill.
Definition:
The emergency compartment God didn’t intend—but Pasco women use anyway. A Pasco Pocket refers to the last-minute, high-stakes stashing of drugs, stolen jewelry, vape pens, or the occasional loose Percocet inside one’s lady parts right as the blue lights flash. It's not glamorous, it's not hygienic, but in Pasco County, it's practically protocol.
Field-tested in Dollar General parking lots, trailer park driveways, and anywhere a Wawa intersects with three felonies and a lifted Dodge Ram. Typically deployed with the phrase: “I ain’t goin’ back.”
Example Sentences:
“She didn’t even blink—just unbuttoned and boom, it vanished into the Pasco Pocket like a magic trick with probation.”
“Officer, I swear I don’t know how that crack pipe got up there. Must’ve been from yoga.”
“We found the stolen Rolex, a rolled-up hundie, and 3 grams of blow… all in the Pasco Pocket. Girl had a full-time pharmacy in her downtown storage unit.”
Fun Fact:
Some call it a coochie cubby. Some call it a felony fold. In Pasco? It's just the glovebox that came with the body.
Definition:
The emergency compartment God didn’t intend—but Pasco women use anyway. A Pasco Pocket refers to the last-minute, high-stakes stashing of drugs, stolen jewelry, vape pens, or the occasional loose Percocet inside one’s lady parts right as the blue lights flash. It's not glamorous, it's not hygienic, but in Pasco County, it's practically protocol.
Field-tested in Dollar General parking lots, trailer park driveways, and anywhere a Wawa intersects with three felonies and a lifted Dodge Ram. Typically deployed with the phrase: “I ain’t goin’ back.”
Example Sentences:
“She didn’t even blink—just unbuttoned and boom, it vanished into the Pasco Pocket like a magic trick with probation.”
“Officer, I swear I don’t know how that crack pipe got up there. Must’ve been from yoga.”
“We found the stolen Rolex, a rolled-up hundie, and 3 grams of blow… all in the Pasco Pocket. Girl had a full-time pharmacy in her downtown storage unit.”
Fun Fact:
Some call it a coochie cubby. Some call it a felony fold. In Pasco? It's just the glovebox that came with the body.
"Bro, she reached down like she was adjusting her shorts—and boom—whole baggie disappeared into the Pasco Pocket like it was Narnia."
"We searched the whole car. Nada. Then she coughed… and the Pasco Pocket coughed back."
"We searched the whole car. Nada. Then she coughed… and the Pasco Pocket coughed back."
by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025
Get the Pasco Pocketmug. by big alwo March 14, 2022
Get the in someone's pocketmug.