pants potato

Male ball sac; nuts

Girls like to gargle pants potatoes!

by charquol November 18, 2009

goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual

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by zbob December 24, 2003

my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up

i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!

by some stupid guy September 05, 2023

dumby poopy pants

A fat cunt who doesn't know when to stop.

My god, shut up you Dumby Poopy Pants

by !:"!:#":$":":12 February 15, 2018

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 March 23, 2011

Piggy pants

Derived from the word "smarty pants", used to describe someone who loves food, eats a lot of food, or who is overweight.

You're a real piggy pants.

by TheUrbanUrbanDictionist July 13, 2024

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010