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banana

a long curved stick of pale, yellow squishy stuff that is encased in a thick, skin-like layer of peel. The squish is compacted to be a solid object, but when pressure is applied by a fork it will instantly collapse into mush.

WARNING: while bananas are microwave safe, they ARE NOT dishwasher compatible
my son was choking on a whole banana, so I stuck a fork down his throat and the banana turned to much and traveled safely down his esophagus
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 12, 2020
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Banana

A yellow stick shapes like a crescent I don't know how to dumb it down even more you stupid shit
Sally slapped me with the banana stupid girl
by MrPufflez2819 June 6, 2018
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Banana Girl (2)

A playful and affectionate term for a girl who is health-conscious and loves to eat bananas. Often, a "banana girl" is someone who might follow a plant-based or raw vegan diet and advocates for healthy living and fitness. She’s typically known for her cheerful demeanor, positive vibes, and zest for life, often seen carrying a bunch of bananas in her bag or sharing banana-based recipes and health tips on social media.
Ever since Julie started her raw vegan journey, she's become the ultimate Banana Girl (2), always snacking on bananas, sharing smoothie recipes, and reminding everyone about the benefits of potassium.
by titos_boy June 19, 2024
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banana head ass

when a nigga be dumb or bogus .
by groggy.noodler May 28, 2018
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Banana

banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. most bananas aka Onisions subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his video. Onision must be stopped.
banana: "Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*"
by Sigrid F***ing Laura February 14, 2017
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Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022
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BANANA

BANANA also know as a potassium boomerangs ARE VERY BECAUSE IT15 GRAMS AND ALSO ITS DANGOUROUS BECAUSE IT CAN TURN BROWN AND BROWN BAD.
BANANA CAN BE BROWN WHICH IS BAD
by BETA WOOPER December 6, 2021
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