Krat's Haven

The meaty, stretch marked portion of the inner thigh where the pendulus skin of the scrotum most commonly chafes and/or adheres itself to.

Dude, my Krat's Haven is so creamy right now.

by mrkillav March 31, 2021

ManDate of haven

invented by american believe it! It means the great guy name Norman Zhen has accomplished wearing underwear running down the streets when it snows DoOoOoo YouuUU WananT to BuIld A SnnnOwmaAn

A ManDate of haven appeared downtown lets go watch!

by Norman Zhen the great :) November 5, 2021

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021

Piss kink haver

What my friends think I am :(

Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver

Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink

by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 3, 2022

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

...I Just Havetu...

...I Just Havetu...

...I Just Havetu...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011