david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david

“you look like a david”

by ollieooop March 16, 2024

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024

David

The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.

Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.

Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life

by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021

David

Davids are a vibe, they are dope and very cool.

Dang, David has the vibes.

by Definitely NOT David January 26, 2023

Davide

Davide Is a looking big sgrodolo, beautiful and very smart. It Is important to know that Davide is the best brawlhalla player you've ever seen. If you wanna try to impress him just wear a pink hoodie and remember he loves being the center of attention so you can easily start a conversation about that.
Most important thing, he loves oden and he also love talking about him so please go on your bed pick up your phone e start now this sgrogno anime.

ODEN NITORYU TOUGEN SHIRATAKI!!
wow Davide you're fantastic

by NateSawyer November 26, 2021

David

sexy yeah boiiiiiiiiiii

~~YES DADDY DAVID OH MAH GAHHH DO IT FASTER!!!~~~

by Bomeo October 5, 2022

David's Curl

a David's Curl is a thin or thick curled strand of hair lying on the face or forehead.

Cassidy: I like that curly little hair strand on your face.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.

by Gorillidus October 21, 2024