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David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you
Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀
by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022
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David

He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!
by Definitions964 December 1, 2019
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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 9, 2022
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David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
by Asterox October 9, 2021
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David

A general term for all the opps
The opps being the opposition aka the people we dont like most if the time david deals drugs
"Yo Craig someone snitched on our illegal activities "
"Fam it must have been david, I need to jump into the studio and make a diss track cause I cant have it"

"Yo big man you think David's active in road"
" ye ye man didnt have any white or black so he gave me orange turns out it was turquoise"
by Italiansushi October 4, 2019
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Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient
Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky
by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025
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