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A stubborn dude that gets what he wants regardless of how it affects others.
He got a STD and still convinced her to let him hit raw. Damn Bro Pics All.
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All Bro's Night

All Bro's Night is the night before Thanksgiving. A night on which Bros return to their hometowns and local watering holes to drink, toast, and congratulate one another on being bros.
by DeadHeadHules November 23, 2016
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Bros before hoes

Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.

Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.

Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
by Immaturkey October 30, 2018
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Lax Bro Swear

Jim: I lax bro sweared i wouldn't tell though
Tim: Oh that doesn't matter don't you know what a lax bro swear is?
Jim: OH YA! I forgot
by tim=him November 21, 2010
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cig bro time

a shared experience between two friends during which they smoke a cigarette together and talk about life/anything (and essentially "bro out"). it is traditionally an experience between two people, but exceptions can be made. people will often leave a group just to enjoy cig bro time, and will most likely finish their cigarette feeling content and closer to the other person.
Hey Jim?" "Yeah, Bradford?" "Cig bro time?" "For sure!
by GuitarAndOreos18 February 26, 2011
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Ur bro homo

Ur bro homo is worse than any comeback you can only use if your bouta got roasted to the next dimension the person that gets hits by this you get sent to hell
Bob- ur mom gay

Bill-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur sister a mister
Bob- your pappy trappy

Bill-ur bro homo

Bob gets sent to hell every dimension,planet and the universe collapses on that person and it hits them at speeds of mok3
by Xboxaddict May 11, 2018
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Sick Lighter, Bro!

A phrase used to mock middle-school kids (or any group of people for that matter) who find themselves enthralled by something dumb, in this case, a lighter.

This can be applied to anything, however, such as a group of kids showing off to each other.
Two friends pass a group of 8th-grade faggots taking turns admiring their new lighter.

Friend one to group of kids: "Sick lighter, bro!"
by hdubb16 May 21, 2011
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