As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......

Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha

by Mags85 December 11, 2013

taxi bird

Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is

I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home

by singer61 May 16, 2018

Bird

a bumass bitch, can also mean a Triflin' ass hoe

"I seen Kawana at the club last night with some ratchet ass weave on ha head, that bitch is a certified bird!!!"

"Bitch you a bird, quit snooping through your mans phone"

by BigNewport1000 February 12, 2019

Bird's Nest

When you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex so it looks just like a bird's nest. Usually requires about a five chunk depending on pipe size.

Man lets go pack a Bird's Nest before we go to the Co-Op Christmas party.

by Jared Scott April 18, 2006

fuck ass bird

One long ass fuckin bird

Oh Shit! Look at that Fuck ass bird emerge from the river.

by geebs4lyfe November 2, 2017

Birds And the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks

Phrase popularized by 21th century comedian Israel Pariah.

In which he was referring to dropping knowledge on a subject that isn't only about sex.

In other words schooling somebody and teaching them something as if it was a parent teaching their kids about sex.

You don't know shit about trappin I'm boutta show you the Birds and the Bees For The Freaks and Geeks.

by Touch Prada April 11, 2024

Bird Bath

When you pull out during sex and your cum fills up their belly button.

"She wasn't best impressed when I 'Bird Bathed' her last night."

by Hullabaloo94 November 5, 2018