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Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016
mugGet the Vagina Trumpetmug.

vagina for breakfast

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!
by Scimitar May 25, 2022
mugGet the vagina for breakfastmug.

vagina meadow

A phenomenon that occurs when a woman has not shaved her pubic hair in a few days, but there's not enough hair to constitute a forest.
"I haven't showered in three days and now I have a vagina meadow."
by whimmaeha May 13, 2014
mugGet the vagina meadowmug.

Vagina Pants

Hockey jargon. A game played in the doorway of the locker room. One player (typically a team manager) stands in the doorway while another player, typically an upperclassman, tries to shoot a tapeball past him.
“Hey Fugie, when we get to the rink, let’s play a quick round of vagina pants.”

Mitchell, you’re the worst vagina pants player of all time. You put the vag in vagina pants you silly little ass-breather.”
by Warm Willy August 8, 2022
mugGet the Vagina Pantsmug.

BLUE VAGINA

The condition similar to blue balls that happen to women when they are sexually stimulated but not completely satisfied.
Jack I have blue vagina keep going.
by bluevaginawordmaker March 28, 2021
mugGet the BLUE VAGINAmug.

Vagina

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