Hitchhike in a Burrito Truck

To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride

Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”

by LigmaSawconNigga August 27, 2022

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

Ice Cream Truck

A vehicle used by predators to get young children inside. They give them ice cream and then they kidnap them.

There are lots of ice cream trucks in ghetto neighborhoods. So if you see an ice cream truck walk away immediately and run to the nearest Panda Express bathroom and shit in the toilet!

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

got a trucker

Got a trucker: a half hard dick because truckers drive semi trucks!

Oh snap look a Bobby he got a trucker already!

by Sretlawnats March 22, 2023

Ice cream truck

Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.

You want a SpongeBob popsicle?

Ice cream trucks are so lit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Cab over dump truck

The act of placing one fist on top of the other and inserting it into the anus of your partner.

Grandma K is crazy I can’t believe she invented the cab over dump truck!

by Djnellyz October 15, 2023

Ice Cream Truck

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.

Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.

by the piss monster from hell August 2, 2024