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coach tom

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
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Tom Van

A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:
Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …
by Iwritedefinitionsfornames August 22, 2022
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tom

person 1: hey who is that guys with big dick?

person 2: oh the dutch guy? that’s tom.
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Tom Roseveare

A Tom Roseveare is a person who truly loves their own noodle.
by Geoff Day August 10, 2017
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Tom Egly

A really pissed off guy that gets triggered at literally anything.
That Tom Egly is so upset.
by Drew Peacock 2000 August 5, 2022
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Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.
LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!
by Sevenlost January 26, 2011
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