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No-U

RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
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U style

This definition means “your lying” or when you say something and the person doesn’t believe you.
Him: do you miss me ?
Me: no , no I don’t miss you.
Him: you style.
by slanghelper202 March 4, 2023
mugGet the U stylemug.

h u h ?

for when nothing makes sense anymore and you feel mentally deranged
Happy gorl: i want to have a horse dick
Happy boi: ...
Happy boi: h u h ?
by happy boi June 15, 2020
mugGet the h u h ?mug.

WuW u

Love you, but in a cute way. She used to tell me that.
Me:"I love you sooo muchh"
Her:"WuW u"
Me:"Awww ❤️❤️🥹"
by Mindig_a_tied April 27, 2024
mugGet the WuW umug.

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U-CIRCUS

A book made with a clown to make sure it’s consumed daily for breakfast and it proofs to people that certain foods are not for kids,tweens or teens (19+)
No thanks u-circus
by Dogmilk57 Nightcore August 14, 2019
mugGet the U-CIRCUSmug.

who tf asked u

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u
by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021
mugGet the who tf asked umug.

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