The Snake

The Snake is the bringer of wisdom and the true mediator between the Pope and the Phubs. He is wise beyond his years and equally agelast.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE SNAKE!"

by PBMC2 December 10, 2024

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Rollin’ Snakes

“Plotting” or “Scheming.”

MaFucka is ACTIN’ like he don’t what’s up but he’s rollin’ snakes fasho.

by Jonny Two Shoes January 21, 2025

Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass

"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Aaron Sauke

The act of pretending to work but sitting inside and playing video games.

Hey man what you have going on this weekend?
Oh I’m just gonna Aaron Sauke all weekend.

by Spud186 February 18, 2025

dirt snake exchange

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth

My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.

by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025

Tube snake

A tube snake is an uncut penis, typically referring to someone is of Indian descent

“Was he uncut?” “Yes! I love me a good tube snake !”

by Lemmehityourvape March 30, 2025