Ashley S.

Ashley was very shy when I first met her. We hung out in the same group of friends but didn't talk much. One day, we were on the swings and I started talking about bagels. (I am a Taurus) that is how it began. Just imagine if I wasn't a Taurus. She is very kind and good at keeping secrets. We love bagels and smoked salmon! She is a Sagittarius so she stays away from drama. Smart move.

Ashley S. is an alien from Mars.

by GOOD GOOD RAD RAD HA November 10, 2018

1665.65 m/s

The velocity required to cock a chicken

Rob: ”Wow you smashed that chicken at 1665.65 m/s”
Chad: ”Yeah, that boy ready to be eaten”

by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019

Adam S

That one hella perverted kid who from the age of 10 is looking at and commenting on girls asses and titties. FAT NONCE.

Person 1: Hey! Did you see Adam S ask out that 10 year old girl and look at her tits.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Igor Barukovich February 21, 2019

S,U,V

The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".

If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

dt&s

Double twist & suck

Man, I got the best head last night. She gave me that DT&S.

by dtsblahblah March 3, 2019

S G Dubz

Someone with low magnesium, a boof haircut, looks for his wife on tinder, and a really bad music taste. Overall cuck that gets pushed around but has his funny moments.

Yea man I was boning this girl but some “S G Dubz” was in the corner watching the whole time it was weird.

by skrt69420 March 7, 2019

S&M

Social Media

The Kardashians are so into S&M!

I didn't used to be into S&M untill Chris Pratt became a Christian.
If S&M is to be believed, Melania Trump is using a body double for public appearances that she can't be bothered with.

by Fuzzybuzzzz March 13, 2019