It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
Get the Masturbatory personality disordermug. by Dalmut Brothers September 7, 2024
Get the Person √-1mug. Me: teacher the homework isn’t loading
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
Teacher: well how about you load it
Me: how would I load the homework if it’s not loading
Teacher: that sounds like a personal problem
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
Get the that sounds like a personal problemmug. Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!
Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.
I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.
There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.
I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.
You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.
Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.
You are a good person!
I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.
There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.
I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.
You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.
Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.
You are a good person!
by Bad C dev April 11, 2023
Get the You are a good personmug. Usually refers to a person with a lot of rage, especially online in a group chat.
Alternatively, it refers to someone who keeps a figurine in a jar and nuts in it.
Alternatively, it refers to someone who keeps a figurine in a jar and nuts in it.
Brian is a spoiled milk person. Not only is his personality actually dog shit, but he nuts in a jar with Starfire from Teen titans in it.
by Drorie March 29, 2020
Get the Spoiled Milk Personmug. A mental state where the person reverts back to their child hood sexual experience and may sometimes have sex with anyone of any age from child to adult and may sometimes be aggressive from displacement
by rafael e Reyes June 11, 2018
Get the sexual personality disordermug. Gary: hey BROSKIIIIIIII wannaaa hit of thiiissss vappppppeee????????!!!!
Eric: No fuck off you shitty highlighter person sucking on your fucking pen.
Eric: No fuck off you shitty highlighter person sucking on your fucking pen.
by Exsiq April 8, 2023
Get the Highlighter Personmug.