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Straight

Something to say when you or someone says or mentions something even remotely gay.
"That guy is pretty thicc"
"Straight"
by プラチナ厶 October 9, 2019
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Straight Bar

The opposite of a gaydar.
On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.
by CoolW October 24, 2018
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straight

What people AREN'T if not BOTH exclusively attracted to the opposite gender romantically and sexually
Biphobe mislabeling people "straight" just because of their preferences towards one gender.
by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021
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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.
Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.
by fliedlice October 20, 2015
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Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.
That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
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