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retard

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dumb ahh people in wheelchair drool dumb ahh motherfucker
Normal person: who this stupid ahh
Retard: AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH *hits his head*
by Drake_is_gay March 27, 2024
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Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.
by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022
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Retarded

An adjective originally coined by the professional medical community to denote an individual who was "delayed or held back" in perpetuity since birth, or shortly thereafter. Colloquially, it pejoratively assumes an individual was previously tarded at some point, and is now RE-tarded.
Tim: You just tried to skate down that hill with no wheels on your board, that's retarded man.
Tom: Piss off wankercheese, I've never even been tarded before in my life.
Tim: Well you are now asswaffle!!
by wacky wafer July 12, 2022
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Retard

A person WITHOUT any mental illnesses/disabilities who still manages to be the stupidest person in a room full of people diagnosed with mental illnesses/disabilities and/or a person who is immune to logic/common sense.
Retard: "Get the 4th dose, the first 3 doses of an experimental DNA-altering compound that provide 0 immunity or reduction in transmission isn't enough, the 4th one will protect you because the government said so, trust the government because they never lied or hide anything from the people"

Guy 1: What did that Guy say?
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, he's a retard
by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022
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retard

those chicago 1949 cops that will arrest you for absolutely no reasons
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Bucket hat retard

Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.
by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022
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Retard baby

A baby who was conceived because the condom broke and the parents dont give a fuck about the poor kid:(
Nelly: hey is that your retard baby? Dad: yeah ill throw him off the balcony tonight so fuck off. Nelly:bro im calling cps!!!!
by Sugon69 July 27, 2022
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