mayo man

Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black

Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much

Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays

by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020

Bomb man

when you're in class and somebody's snitching on you so hard about how you're on your chrome book and your not suppose to there being a

bomb man or woman

by Fe4rless2.0 November 4, 2020

Sani Man

Sani Man is a cool person to hang around with he will make you laugh every so time and he so smart and so inspirational

Look at Sani Man so inspirational

by Dwater626 November 4, 2020

Fezzy man

A big dirty male prostitute
Only scrawny johneds usually go for these in desperate times

Oh Rodney I’m really feeling like I need a fezzy man to hold tight tonight

by Carlsbro January 12, 2021

Californian man

some guy on discord who somehow is correct by his name. he likes communism and he has an obsession with arson but never seems to commit arson

discord user: @Californian man do u actually live in california?
Californian man: yes

by Californian Man January 21, 2021

The Odourless Man

A being of unknowingly immense power, he leaves no footprints in the sand as he traverses the astral planes seeking out wisdom.

Some have said the surface of his head harbours the lowest coefficient of drag ever to be recorded and that he whispers to marsupials during the low light of mid spring.

The knowing of his existence is only because he allows it… as I write this passage the memories of his being become faint … he is sacred

Jack: ‘What was that over there’

Brian: ‘could have been the odourless man’
Jack: ‘I’ve heard he leaves no footprints in the sand’

by WizzardPoonMagnet January 28, 2021

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021