Lighting my children on fire 

Ejaculating in a red head's hair.

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.

Lighting my children on fire by Father of barbecue May 27, 2017

go burn in a fire 

Yes please do

NO Don't go burn in a fire

go burn in a fire by HomerMav December 19, 2019

ju-liar liar pants on fire 

Former Australian PM who said there would be no carbon tax and then introduced one.

Ju-liar liar pants on fire told us there would be no carbon tax and then introduced one.

ju-liar liar pants on fire by xp649 January 31, 2019

rapid fire 

When one tucks his/her legs into the fetal position standing on his knees alone. Which in turn they relax there sphincter to allow air to infiltrate their rectum. When achieved one will continuously fart by creating a positive and negative vacuum with ones anus.

Tom crapped himself while doing that rapid fire.
Joe's rapid fire stunk up the entire room.

rapid fire by Erik and Jim May 16, 2007

Friendly fire 

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

Friendly fire by Ryan Maxwell May 27, 2008

Australian Bush Fire 

The act of smothering a fire-crotch in barbecue sauce and then proceeding to eat her out.

Aww man, it was sick, Josh was eating this fire crotch out and he poured BBQ sauce all over her. Total Australian Bush Fire.

Australian Bush Fire by andrewds May 1, 2009

St. Elmo's Fire 

When you're doing a girl in the butt from behind, you reach over to the nearest fire source and use it to light her hair. Then when she is running around the room screaming, spray her with a fire extinguisher.

Why are you covered in all that white crap? And where's your heair?

My boyfriend did A St. Elmo's Fire to me last night.

Oh, thats awesome.

St. Elmo's Fire by Pj McGintey April 5, 2005