Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.
Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.
Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.
Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
by Immaturkey October 30, 2018
Get the Bros before hoesmug. Made famous by the Russian badger and the jfk assassination, the word "he got oswalded" refers to seeing someone's back of his/hers head get blown off, typically with a sniper rifle on a very high building.
by Guy with minecraft March 27, 2023
Get the Bro got Oswaldedmug. All Bro's Night is the night before Thanksgiving. A night on which Bros return to their hometowns and local watering holes to drink, toast, and congratulate one another on being bros.
by DeadHeadHules November 23, 2016
Get the All Bro's Nightmug. Ur bro homo is worse than any comeback you can only use if your bouta got roasted to the next dimension the person that gets hits by this you get sent to hell
Bob- ur mom gay
Bill-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur sister a mister
Bob- your pappy trappy
Bill-ur bro homo
Bob gets sent to hell every dimension,planet and the universe collapses on that person and it hits them at speeds of mok3
Bill-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Bill-ur sister a mister
Bob- your pappy trappy
Bill-ur bro homo
Bob gets sent to hell every dimension,planet and the universe collapses on that person and it hits them at speeds of mok3
by Xboxaddict May 11, 2018
Get the Ur bro homomug. A phrase used to mock middle-school kids (or any group of people for that matter) who find themselves enthralled by something dumb, in this case, a lighter.
This can be applied to anything, however, such as a group of kids showing off to each other.
This can be applied to anything, however, such as a group of kids showing off to each other.
Two friends pass a group of 8th-grade faggots taking turns admiring their new lighter.
Friend one to group of kids: "Sick lighter, bro!"
Friend one to group of kids: "Sick lighter, bro!"
by hdubb16 May 21, 2011
Get the Sick Lighter, Bro!mug. The insult to end all insults. Only to be used when at DEFCON 1. Potential to end the entire universe.
Kim Jong-Un: Donny I’m finna nuke America bih
Donald J Trump: Ur bro a ho
Kim Jong-Un: *head explodes, entire military combusts, North Korea blown off the face of the earth, giant black hole consumes andromeda galaxy*
Donald J Trump: Ur bro a ho
Kim Jong-Un: *head explodes, entire military combusts, North Korea blown off the face of the earth, giant black hole consumes andromeda galaxy*
by KrabyPatySuprem May 11, 2018
Get the Ur bro a homug. rob: Yo! ur mum gay lol
intellectual: ur dad lesbian tho
rob: haha ur granny a tranny
intellectual: and ur grandpap is a trap
rob: UR SISTER IS A MISTER!!
intellectual: ur bro a ho.
rob explodes into small pieces of contagious gay and everyone dies except for the intellectual.
intellectual: ur dad lesbian tho
rob: haha ur granny a tranny
intellectual: and ur grandpap is a trap
rob: UR SISTER IS A MISTER!!
intellectual: ur bro a ho.
rob explodes into small pieces of contagious gay and everyone dies except for the intellectual.
by bigboigae May 15, 2018
Get the ur bro a homug.