Bird

Basically someone that’s kind of a bitch. They rarely come through on what they say they will. Sometimes a little sketchy or a hassle to deal with/make plans with.

Person 1: Yo see if (name) got some tree.
Person 2: Nahh, he’s a bird. I don’t fw him.

1: You tryna go chill with so and so?
2: Nahh, he’s a bird.

by Travioli96 June 19, 2018

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Afghani Angry Birds

The Afghani Angry Birds is when you grab new-born muslim babies, strapped with explosives, and launch them via catapult at enemy infrastructure, ultimately creating a fun yet dangerous game of angry birds

"I got a new high-score at Afghani Angry Birds! I took down two skyscrapers!"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

uwu bird

Uwu is the sound the asian koel makes. Most people dont know what the real name is.

Guy 1: Hey bro do you know the name of the bird that goes, "UWU, UWU, UWUUU."
Guy 2: Yeah! Thats the uwu bird! Its real name is the asian koel.

by XiaoNiao_Gaming June 2, 2023

Bird

Someone who is always outside or always wants to be outside

Your a fuckin bird stay ina house

by Imalegcomeslutme May 3, 2024