Ben

That guy who spends half his life in school, that 30 year old dude who doesn't know what the fuck he is doing in 3rd grade. Spends the entire time looking at teachers booty and taking nude selfies to send them to 11 year old girls.

Girl 1: Did you get a snap from Ben?
Girl 2: YEAH! This dude won't stop sending his dick..
Girl 1: Guurl you're 11, he could be your dad.

by Ben"t"dick April 8, 2022

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Ben Calcagnoed

Stealing your best friend's bitch

Hey did you hear about Ryan, he Ben Calcagnoed Jeremy.

by Small dick larry May 1, 2022

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Ben Matthews

Little ginger fella loves being swag and dripping water out his wet bum hole

Ben Matthews is proper lethal

by Dirty fool April 19, 2020

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Ben Baiju

Ben is a combination of things. He is that person who you should never believe when he says he will not take an extra sheet of paper. Who will never reach on time. Who does 30 slides for a 2 minute presentation. Who does not study only "reads through" the entire syllabus two or three times. Says he wants to drop out with a CGPA of 10. Can not be trusted to drive a car. Loves football but plays football with his hands. Walks like Donald Duck. And most importantly myren

Hello is there anyone who is a myren?...
My name is Baiju. Ben Baiju.

by ben kali kali January 2, 2023

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Ben McKee

A charitable bassist who is part of Imagine Dragons or the dragon band from our Bay Area

iMessage: *Ben McKee has sent you a message*
Someone: *sighs*
The message: Come join me to raise children with cancer
St. Jude: hahahahahaba you trolled

by qwertyuioppers January 3, 2023

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