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bum sycle

a bike stolen by a hobo with no seat so the bar goes in his arse
look at the blood running down the bum sycle i bet his arse really hurts
by davestehday June 29, 2011
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Bum ring

When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum
Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe
mugGet the Bum ringmug.

Bum-noting

When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!

Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.
"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."

"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"
by cleverjerk567 May 12, 2025
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My bum

Very
“My bum is very”
by The creator of my bum June 19, 2022
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Bum flosser

When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take
Catholic mother: “Mary! Pull out your wedgie I can see your bum flosser!”
by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018
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bum lizard

The mysterious animal when going for a poo in a hot country that lives in the toilet and shoots up your bum when you least expect it
Holy shit! I've just been entered by a bum lizard
by Rev Spagmon August 19, 2021
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BUM STABBER

Bum Stabber. To stick one's phallus up somebody's back passage.
Jeremy, you really were a bum stabber last night. The phallus you placed up my bottom really cleared the passage.
by Ring pirate November 27, 2017
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