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"You were so drunk last night that you had sex with ken and barbie"

"Fugit"
fugit by efoley December 24, 2007

Hempus Fugit 

That pot-induced feeling of time loss (which is really just short-term memory loss).
I can't believe that no one thought of this before. Probably they did, but, you know, hempus fugit.
Hempus Fugit by Linus Oxenfarter February 15, 2018

Tempus Fugit 

Tempus Fugit: Time Flies - especially when one is having fun!

Nutty flying clock that wants to have fun

Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock.... WooooHoooooo!!!!!!
Tempus Fugit by TempusFugit July 21, 2006

Trempus Fugit

All the time the US is loosing while having Trump as POTUS
Time flees, but with Trump it flees twice as fast.
- Hey did the man signed us out of the "Clean Power Plan"?
- Yes, we will need to wait for someone else to solve this problem, Trempus Fugit
Trempus Fugit by Lorenzo_Lamas February 15, 2018

Trumpus Fugit

All the time the USA is wasting while they have POTUS Trump on duty, or time you waste reading Tump news
- Did you read this weekend Trump tweets about... shithole countries, climate change policies, Travel ban's, Obamacare, oil pipelines, nuclear threats...
- man, Trumpus Fugit, don't waste your time
Trumpus Fugit by Lorenzo_Lamas January 16, 2018

bum fugit 

A Bum Fugit aims towards those whom lack ability to successfully complete a simple task with in given amounts of time
Wow, would you look at that Bum Fugit, He lacks all mental capabilities.
bum fugit by Bum Fugit January 8, 2018