Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.

"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."

by Godlike Power July 28, 2012

Bake and blow

When 2 or more people get together specifically to smoke Marijuana and have oral sex.

"Hey baby, would you be up for a bake and blow later tonight?"

by Clevermel September 11, 2023

Blowed Wreck

She blow him a kiss and he fell off his bike
Blowed- Verb , action, meaning pastence of inflation.

Wreck_ noun, thing, means results of an incident that can cause extream outcomes whether its negative or positive example: His last concerts blowed wreck.

Blowed wreck

by Fuck, Danm, can't. Could, can November 13, 2020

Blow dart

When you come into a cylindrical object then blow it into a girl's face

I blow darted Becky last night she didn't expect it at all

by Jmike321 May 8, 2024

Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

by Anus Baby January 11, 2024

blow bubbles

when someone doesn't have anything to say yet still talks

"She was so boring to talk to, all she did was blow bubbles the whole time."

by I LOVE BALLS!!!!!!!! November 28, 2022