April 7

Send your friend/friends a picture of you naked

April 7 the best day to treat your friends

by Yeahdog26 April 7, 2024

April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 10

A day in which a hot guy snaps and sends a pic of what he’s packing in his briefs to a girl to pull.

It’s April 10, and he sent me a pic of his package while wearing briefs. Yay for April 10.

by Clever Trojan 05 April 10, 2024

April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.

Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools

by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018

April 17th

Hook up with another couple after dinner. The day when one couple swaps with another couple for the night.

April 17th is the one night I get to smash some strange.

by Rodeo1977 April 17, 2021

April 30th

The day where it happens. Get hyped. I'll tell you tomorrow

"Are we excited for April 30th" "Yeah man I'm so hyped. Whats happening the 30th?" "I'll tell you tomorrow."

by Sams Friend James April 11, 2022

April 2nd

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.

You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.

by peewcock April 6, 2023