A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 30, 2020
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Only made for psychopaths.
Only made for psychopaths.
guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''
by It's Ja Boi, Nigerian prince June 10, 2020
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- Tomato Apple Drink - A terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice. Only made for psychopaths.
guy 1: ''Kyle asked if you wanted a Tomato Apple Drink, you know, that terrible drink made by combining Apple juice with Tomato juice''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''
guy 2: ''Oh god he must be a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with abnormal or violent social behavior, let's stop hanging out with him''
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A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"
A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"
FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.
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