sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep

"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"

by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020

Retarded Tiktok Girl

Welcome to the museum of Urban Dictionary today's word is the Retarded Tiktok Girls, these usually consists of white girls shaking their ass for the local pedophile to look at as if Steve Jobs announcing the first Iphone or the white woman acting oblivious to what they are doing acting "retarded." They are like COVID-19 but if COVID was more retarded

Girl 1: Oh my god guys we have just reached the Holocaust memorial and we are gonna show our respects by stripping down naked, painting ourselves as Anne Frank and then holding down a sign saying, "Hitler was bad, get over it!"

Girl 2: Yeah, this is for the Sexting Nazi challenge! Let's see if we can get 200K likes on this and next time we will try to 9/11 memorial and then set ourselves on fire and say "Osama Bin Laden was a meanie, RIP to people that died in 8/11- I mean 9/11"

Pedophile: Look at those tits flying around like those floating things at car dealerships! Look at those Retarded Tiktok Girls!

by Niggainator January 1, 2023

Retard

The people who write definitions in the Urban Dictionary

Nigga 1: Hey I’m gonna write a definition in the urban dictionary

Nigga 2: Only retards do that

by Shitass00090999 June 17, 2022

Retard

Madi

Friend: What does a pineapple grow on?
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.

by Emmy03 February 22, 2019

retard

Someone who is slow in the brain.

“Clay is such a retard man”
“I know. He’s so slow”

by haley definition January 2, 2022

Retard

A liberal , a democrat , green party , ndp ,labour - just various groups of brainless retards .

That retarded lefty needs a good crap kicking .

by Infadel_macgee October 11, 2019

Retarded

A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.

Isaac is retarded

by Ohh hello there March 9, 2018