wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.
by dingledick69 April 6, 2017
Get the douche cruise shipmug. The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.
Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...
by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010
Get the Automatic douche lanemug. Typically a guy that goes to a community college rather than somewhere out of state, and studies something irrelevant while applauding themselves for it, lives in the same place or the same city they grew up in there whole life, worksout a lot and consider themselves “bodybuilders” yet they are never toned enough to be considered that. They all work at car dealerships and have the same group of friends.
Check out the North Olmsted douche over there, he graduated high school like 6 years ago and still acts like tool.
by SumGuyThatDidYourMom May 9, 2018
Get the North Olmsted douchemug. Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
by bootybuttthreethousand November 10, 2022
Get the Douche-Le-Bagmug. A douchebag male in his teens or 20s trying to act cool and hip while smoking an e-cigarette. Usually seen in urban areas. This special breed of douchebag spans all ethnic groups. More prevalent among white males. Said douchebag makes it a point that he HAS to be noticed by everyone, especially women. They will slowly walk and strut for added effect. Notice their extra "plumage" or dressing extra "nice" as to be more "hip".
This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.
This special type of douchebag makes you want to go up and punch them in the face at a minimum. Public humiliation, insulting, and taunting is highly recommended. This form of tough love is for their own good.
Look at the e douche fag! Smoking an ecigarette while trying to act cool. Everybody is laughing at him.
by Earl E Kyler December 24, 2013
Get the E douche fagmug. by my name is tan May 26, 2011
Get the douche-Barry-Bmug. a Douche Bad is another term for a generally Douchey man who is also very bad. A man that is a bad bad man, but also a douche bag.
by PK1983 August 17, 2008
Get the Douche Badmug.