When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?
A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?
A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.
TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".
by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011
A Facebook White House troll is any person or thing that trolls the comment and reply section of the White House Facebook page with the sole intent of disruption. Posting disturbing images of violence, photo shopped pics of the President and other politicians and making general comments about birth certificates and socialism in order to create fear and intimidation in any manner possible. It is unclear if these posts are directed to the office of the POTUS or simply to harass supporters and others with legitimate comments and replies. What is clear is that they are trolls.
The Facebook White House Troll uses multiple accounts with anonymous user names to harass the president and his supporters.
by Decidedvoter October 29, 2011
When you become intoxicated and friend request random people on Facebook or accept friend requests from people you don't know (often porn stars trying to advertise to you). May or may not involve un-friending them upon sobriety. Often makes for an akward situation when they begin to ask where they know you from.
Ashley: "Who the hell is Will Harvey? Must have been a Facebook-one-night-stand. *un-friend*"
Drunk: "Duuude... *belch* ... do I know that chick? ... oh well she kina fine. *Accept*"
Pornstar: "High! I got some naughty pics from this party last night, you'll have to click the link below and confirm you're over 18 to see them! See you there! <3"
Michelle: "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where do I know you from?"
Will Harvey: "lol I'm not sure really, it might have been from this one time i got really drunk and started friend requesting a bunch of people, sorry"
Drunk: "Duuude... *belch* ... do I know that chick? ... oh well she kina fine. *Accept*"
Pornstar: "High! I got some naughty pics from this party last night, you'll have to click the link below and confirm you're over 18 to see them! See you there! <3"
Michelle: "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where do I know you from?"
Will Harvey: "lol I'm not sure really, it might have been from this one time i got really drunk and started friend requesting a bunch of people, sorry"
by TheyCallMeJosh September 21, 2010
The situation where a reply to a Facebook post receives a "like" from the OP. The OP then posts their own reply to the reply, to which the person being replied to also gives a "like".
Step 1: You post something on Facebook.
Step 2: Someone replies to your post.
Step 3: You "like" said reply and reply yourself.
Step 4: The person you are replying to also "likes your reply.
You have just participated in a Facebook reach-around.
Step 2: Someone replies to your post.
Step 3: You "like" said reply and reply yourself.
Step 4: The person you are replying to also "likes your reply.
You have just participated in a Facebook reach-around.
by DavS February 15, 2012
Verb.
F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.
Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.
Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!
John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
by Tommy Dictionary February 04, 2011
1. Best used to describe people who spend an unhealthy amount of time on Facebook commenting on EVERYTHING and choose to reject your real world reality in favor of their own fantasy one.
2. Anyone answering to the name of Grant, Lee, Nicole, Ellen, Antoinette, and especially Lynette.
2. Anyone answering to the name of Grant, Lee, Nicole, Ellen, Antoinette, and especially Lynette.
Lynette is such a hardcore FBWFL (Facebook Whore For Life) that she refuses to create a 25 Things About Me note cause she thinks she's better than you.
by Lord Grant February 03, 2009
by volleyballersunite November 05, 2011