Sparkle pussy

1: feeling very flattered and horny at the same time

2:when strap a woman (object) to a metal table and lock her up with chains then grap the stolen glitter from you local kindergarten then sprinkle it on her pussy on the out side and inside

(hint if your Italian you have to sprinkle it the Italian way) then fuck her with the glitter bottle

Man: let’s have sex
Woman (object):no, let’s do sparkle pussy
Man:that’s a great idea

by Sparkle pussy April 4, 2019

Juju pussy

Tight, pink, wet pussy. Top shelf pussy. Fresh and clean Its not worn out from constant use.

"Tight juju pussy hold him, control him."

by Superxcereall September 4, 2019

pussy spoiled

When a male has gotten so used to climaxing during vaginal intercourse that he is no longer able to come by any other means.

John is so pussy spoiled that blow jobs don't make him come anymore.

by the pussy spoiler February 3, 2010

egg pussy

The hole in an egg yolk that forms from fucking it with a bread-cock because you're a weirdo.

"Hey look, I'm fucking the egg pussy with my bread-cock because I'm a lunatic."

by shewarmaman January 21, 2008

Pussy Broken

the intense feeling of unfavorable emotions that overcomes the vagina following the refusal of a dick. The sexual organ equivalent to heart broken.

She tried to hook up with this guy at a club, but when she was denied, she was pussy broken.

by Meggymick January 1, 2008

Crunchy Pussy

A popular chain of taco stands that displays a deep fried cat logo wearing a sombrero. Primarily located in the north-west near cannabis farms lesbian burn wards, the chain is famous for attracting pervy old men and pubescent boys alike. Because of their popularity amongst these demographics the organization NAMBLA has made Crunchy Pussy chains one of their traditional hangout spots much to the dismay of the the Taco vendors. The menu offers a wide selection of food, however, no matter what you order, you will usually end with two fish taco's and a large sweet tea.

Hey man are you hungry?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that crunchy pussy. I love fish tacos and I got some extra sour cream too.

by nastynick69 October 19, 2009

pussy dust

The dry flaky dust that remains on the bedsheets after sex.

OK, let's clean the pussy dust before we make the bed.

by Dusty Dude September 16, 2008