Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."

"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"

by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023

Mr Cameron hair line

The mr cameron hair line is very rare and resembles the McDonalds logo and is usually comon with English teachers in there early 20s

Ohh he has a mr cameron hair line

by Khardacre77 April 20, 2021

Ingrown hair

You know, I do have one on the left side of my head...

Hym "So, maybe I have an ingrown hair growing into my brainz... And really, it is not something vapid fear of stroke."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

National curly hair day

Anyone with curly hair has just today to show it all off and show pools with straight hair what their missing out on

Person- hey guess what

Person 2- what
Person-it’s national curly hair day get wrecked

by LilyJohn November 1, 2021

Pubic hair

Why r
Are you here no one is actually going to tell you you 8 year old now get back to Minecraft

Hello

Hi
My pubic hair is long
What the never mind

by Boy it sme Nara September 8, 2022

hair ankle

The part of your hair that reaches past the point of negative infinity and then turns in to the level of the wooly mammoth.

Did you see that hair ankle

by Grae byrd October 20, 2013

Dick hair

Didn’t care, Don’t ask.

Dick hair

by Ppno September 18, 2022