Slap Face Month

December is when it is officially slap face month. Slap your friend and move on with your life.

"It's slap face month! Sorry, buddy!"

by imblacksodealwithit October 27, 2019

Financial bitch slap

When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.

All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.

That $600.00 stimulus check is a real financial bitch slap.

by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020

Western Teriyaki Slap

When you freshly get out of the shower naked, you jump on your bed with your wife or significant other in the bed and slap them with your penis in the face.

Last night my wife was having a attitude with me so I had to put her in her place with a western teriyaki slap

by clv_57 May 11, 2021

Slap neck day

Through out this day you are able to neck any one you know or like

Yo its slap neck day lets neck dante!

by bckaara October 1, 2020

Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

slap a Jake day

slap a Jake any day in February

slap a Jake day mmkay.

by anonymusidsdadadc January 29, 2020

slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!

1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"

by Durm November 22, 2021