Sentient sandwich

A sex act where two asses, usually those of two women, are pressed together between someone's head, usually a guy.

Jill and Zoe made me a sentient sandwich today!

by Ekker December 28, 2022

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023

eating a sandwich

The act of eating a sandwich.

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."

by noahnknows March 14, 2024

Bro sandwich

Describes the sexual act with 2 or more bros, you being the lucky guy in the middle. Can also refer to the masturbation using pictures of your bros and wrapping it around your manlyhood.

It not gay if you say nohomo before or after the act.

I'm gonna print two of your pictures to masturbate, that's gonna be a fine bro sandwich.
Hey bro ain't it your birthday today? I can invite a friend for a bro sandwich.

by PleaseDon'tMind April 28, 2020

frisco sandwich

A sexual situation involving three men or three women, mostly metaphorical. Literally, it is a sexual position in such a gathering where one person receives sexual stimulation from one person below them, and the other participant above them. A homosexual threesome.

After getting his two guy friends drunk, Darian couldn't wait to be the meat in a frisco sandwich.

by Rojer W June 16, 2010

Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.

These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!

by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022

Sandwich

A sandwich is a food invented by humans that consists of two bits if bread, and something in the middle. A sandwich disappears after one use.

“Hey Johnathan! Steven made me a sandwich last week to celebrate the end of the week, wanna come?” Said Oogway

“Ok I’ll come! I hope they taste nice.” Said Johnathan.

by Kermitdagoodlookinfrog March 4, 2021