armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017

Donkey punch

When you hit it from da back and knock that noggin for a loop.

She told me she liked it rough, but she didn't like the donkey punch.

by Bigdev m.d. September 15, 2017

cyber punch

To punch someone technologically.

“I wish I could go through this screen and punch them but for now I’ll just cyber punch”

by jj2024 June 22, 2024

Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.

Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*

by Fredrick Baer October 2, 2022

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Tuna punch

a Punch in the vagina of a greasy person

Hey Dave go tuna punch Brooke it’ll be funny

by Aiether January 5, 2019

Punch the ale

To party hard

Friend: You going to Luke's tonight?
You: Yeah i might go and punch the ale a little bit

by Driveby_joker January 23, 2017