Potato

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017

couch potato

a lazy human that is stubborn and doesn’t want to do anything; lazy

See that bitch over there, she’s a couch potato

by glendasweeney November 27, 2019

Reverse potato

A sex position where the girl lays on her belly while curled up like a potato and the guy pipes her from behind.

Dude 1: yo dude you know that girl Foz ?
Dude 2: yeah bro
Dude 1: I straight up reverse potatoed her last night

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Potato Cookers

Hippy, High, Drunk, Lesbian, Canadian Campers/Hikers. Cute and not cute(thats how they pair up), the best damn potato cookers in the world.

(While sitting at the campfire...)
Lesbian1: Hey, we got some potatoes. eh!?
Person1: Sweet!! Cookem up.
Lesbian2: Here ya go.
Person1: Wow!! Yer the best damn Potato Cookers in the world.

by Spike August 19, 2003

Potato

1. It is a food. You can have it mashed, baked, or stuffed. It is amazing.

2. A self deprecating term, or insult.

1. Potatoes are delicious, I prefer mashed potatoes. What about you?
2. I look like a potato. You look like a potato. Let’s be potatoes.

by Potatofloop May 10, 2018

Potato

The amazing way of living :D

Jade's living the potato life.

by Vixitah September 6, 2018

Potato

The greatest thing in the entire world

Potato is the way of life if you disagree the potato god will murder you

by Trueest Potato God December 9, 2022