Left for Dead 2

A videogame from 2009 created by Valve in which 4 survivors named Coach, Nick, Ellis and Rochelle make it from Point A to B before escaping at the finale it has a large variety of campaigns and the expert mode makes you wanna die

Guy 1: Wanna play Left for Dead 2?

Guy 2: Sure but I’m being Coach

by Emersed February 12, 2025

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

Dead

Your Grandpa

"Kid: I love my grandpa,"
"Mom: Get in the car were going to grandpas funeral"
"Kid: wait grandpas Dead?"

by The Guy Who Asked May 13, 2022

dead wed

Dead Wed is act the act of of promising. It is used when promising to someone similar to the word “bible” but much better. When writing Dead Wec it always starts in capitals because it is cool like that

Cool dude: “Please don’t tell anyone man”
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed

by Y0ungd4gg3rd1ck June 16, 2018

dead fish day

On October 23 we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish! We will protest to get them there rights bc DEAD FISH HAVE RIGHTS!! 🎣

dead fish day

by anonymous October 22, 2020

dead yo

when you like die yo, body decomposes and you no longer exists.

you're just a burning memory.

THE END!

🗿: man dead yo, is eroded. fossilized, extinct like the dinos.

🐂: yet I'll remember your gaze that's rooted into my soul.

(*fly me to the moon playing in the background*)

by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022

Bear Dead

A Bear Dead, or Bear Dad is a term used to describe someone who is a furry but denies it, despite everyone clearly knowing.

Mark: Hey John, I saw Dave at the Furry convention yesterday, but he denied it when I talked to him about it.
John: Classic case of a Bear Dead right there, pal.

by nicholas11111 May 8, 2020