bloody muffkin 

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.

Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.

bloody muffkin by wangbone and willflatch November 23, 2009

muffinage 

the quality of having a muffin, apecifically an appetizing muffin, one worthy of be munched under even the most heinous conditions

Little G has got some outrageous muffinage - I'd eat that after a 10K run on the 4th of July!

muffinage by J<spiderman>B July 5, 2006

Tough Muffins Bitch 

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

Tough Muffins Bitch by Breastie January 30, 2009

tits muffins 

An exclamatory phrase used under situations of extreme excitement, usually involving alcohol usage.

Mike: Dude, I just bonged four beers!
Alex: TITS MUFFINS!

tits muffins by Jon Richalds January 5, 2009

Murfin 

In a sexual context, the act of placing one's mouth on another's belly (or other area of the body) and blowing, thereby creating both a sonorous and pleasing sound and vellicating the recipient, causing them to squirm. Variations on the murfin include a "wet murfin" (incorporating the excretion of saliva onto the recipient during the act of murfing) and the "hairy murfin" (whereby the murfiner grows a mustache and engages in the act of murfing).

Guy: I gave your mom a murfin last night.
Friend: Dude that's gross!
Guy: Don't worry, it wasn't hairy, just wet. Wet all over her belly.

Murfin by Desimoto March 31, 2010

muffins 

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

SEE: mushrooms, shrooms, magic mushrooms

Hey man dude, these muffins are sensational!!!

muffins by Peterson McBee October 10, 2005

Making muffins

The act of having sex with a cat, than naming all of the hideous half human-half cat offspring Muffin.

<matt> What did you do this weekend Jake?
<jake> i wuz makin muffins!
<matt> ahhh yeah.

Making muffins by Mc Matt December 3, 2004