by popisdead February 17, 2005
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Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.
by pbrgirl September 28, 2005
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(Person) "There is not a single college quarter back better than John Elway."
(Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."
(Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."
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by Fez November 26, 2007
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Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
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