john kerry

someone that should be on the Surreal Life

John Kerry is going to be on the Surreal Life next season.

by popisdead February 17, 2005

john hancock

when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.

Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.

by pbrgirl September 28, 2005

John Elway

A great quarter back for the Broncos, an average quarter back for a sucky Stanford Cardinal team. Some people believe that if he had won the 1982 big game against Cal, he would have one the Heisman. However Cal lateraled the ball 5 times to score. The fact is you can't win the Heisman if you go 6-4.

(Person) "There is not a single college quarter back better than John Elway."

(Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."

by The1211998 on new email November 13, 2011

John legend

A soulful, talented brotha representin Chi-town music produced by Kanye West

John Legend's hit ordinary people is well known

by Giddy April 24, 2005

John Valenzi

Loves Emma.
Too Sarcastic.
Gets punched in the face by strangers.

He loves Emma... must be a John Valenzi.

by akfajgaj November 10, 2010

john brey

Cockney rhyming slang for a ashtray.

"can you please pass me the john brey, I need a smoke n sup"

by Fez November 26, 2007

Elton Johning

Sucking too long and too hard on a blunt. AKA "Bumming it". This definition combines the fact that Elton John is gay and possibly felches his boyfriend with the already popular and associative term "bumming it" to coalesce the two into a singular and greater form.

Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
Dude: fuck man, you must have really been Elton Johning that!

by craig6398 December 1, 2016