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Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
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JESUS

Savior of the World! God with us
To rescue us from evil
Jesus have mercy on us!
by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021
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Six Flags Over Jesus

by SB018 March 16, 2024
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Jesus

Reese: “Oh, you’re Jewish? Wasn’t Jesus like... king of the Jews?”
Reba: “What the-
by definitiongobrrrrrr December 16, 2020
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Jesus

I am Jesus, bow to me mortal.
I am Jesus obey me or be sent to hell you sinner
by jackjackipod3@gmail.com August 26, 2021
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jesus jogando bola

jesus jogando bola
"omg jesus jogando bola!"
by Tavissonic.lover January 5, 2023
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jesus

When a man has a fabulous Jesus, his hips and lower abs are extremely cut, just as our Lord Jesus’ was as depicted in almost all art and sculpture of him.
I love a guy with a great jesus peeking out of his jeans.
by Cheeky T August 13, 2023
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