Hot Topic

A store that internet-socialites (aka posers and emofags) feel the need to defend shopping at. It makes them feel good about themselves.

You people on teh interwebz, stop dissing Hot Topic. It's a store OKAY?!eleven!!

See any other example....God these people are lame :p

by EMOISFUCKINGLAME January 23, 2010

hot jambalaya

When a stout, but swoll, Asian man who, while wearing a new pair of Air Jordans, dunks over a taller Mauritian man in a game of 1v1 basketball.

Aww snap! Steve just gave Sol dat hot jambalaya... it's dem damn Air Jordan XXX!

by Street Wizard September 17, 2016

fighting the hotness

when someone who is usually pretty good looking, let themselves go and look a mess, eg. scruffy hair, unshaved, bad clothes, acne

did you see keanu reeves the other day? looking ferral? he is just fighting the hotness lately.

by mackinaw peach December 12, 2009

Hot Cheetos

When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.

Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

wank hot

A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.

Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.

by Nerdalotapus February 13, 2015

Hot Skip

Having a 13 year old Costa Rican boy shit a pair of eyebrows on you

Can I pay 5 dollars for a hot skip

by Skippydoodle April 22, 2015

Hot 600

Getting timed out for 600 seconds aka 10 minutes.

That guy's begging for a Hot 600.

by Itsapaul05 December 29, 2022