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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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Cookie on quarantine

Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.
"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"

"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"
by l0v3xox October 28, 2022
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danish cookie

A young handsome guy that a girl would reffer to as Onii-Chan who is very smart, attractive and an amazing boyfriend.
1. Girl: "Omg look at that girl, she has a danish cookie with her!"
2. Girl: "Oh damn I wish I had one too! They are so smart, attractive and I heard they are great boyfriends too!"

1. Girl: "They are!"
by BittyCorn February 20, 2017
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Boy Scout cookies

Man I shouldn’t have slept with Jennifer, she gave me Boy Scout cookies
by Amusedrussianman March 7, 2019
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Mud cookie

Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.
Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.
by Gremisius July 13, 2024
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Smooshy Cookie

When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.
we are going to make a smooshy cookie.
by Red Wench April 3, 2009
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