blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Blows snow all over the car

Really bad

Mario: The pepperoni bag was cut below the zipper!
Luigi: That blows snow all over the car!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 February 26, 2021

National Scam children and blow up there house day

National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file

man: hey kid want free Robux

kid: yes!

*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*

kid: wait why is my computer smoki

*BOOM*

man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day

by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023

beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 30, 2022

Suck Your Blow

To make out in a very aggressive way. Also can mean to swallow your jizz after a good jack-off session.

Hey big daddy, can I suck your blow? Oh yah baby.

by Javier Diez Abdula Smith June 21, 2017

mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 31, 2022

Low Blow

A midget blow job

“Did you check out Clarisse last night? She gave me a low blow”
“The midget?”

by Holden-dix January 23, 2024