Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

Doing the Trash can

When you sit on a trash can and take a shit while masturbating.

I just caught my girl doing the Trash can

by dolceglr May 28, 2018

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

flip can

Great drinking game, where there are two teams who race to drink there beers and flip their beer cans. Teams go in a line, first team to get all can flipped and landed win.

nuno just picked up some coors, time to play some flip can.

by mpc6q7 December 23, 2013

crap canning

Bringing shit back to the base

We have been crap canning in DRG all night

by unpopeular November 27, 2020

Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉

I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.

by SD3535 September 7, 2023

Soup can

A relationship that needs a label

Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can

by Chubb Chubb spade May 10, 2016