ur mom

has phat tiddies and loves my young tight cumt

“yah bro i fuck ur mom daily”

by stupidslut420 March 8, 2022

Ur ban

When you are trying to write Urban but by accident you say ur ban

Ur ban dictionary, oops I meant urban

by Female_Body_Inspector April 24, 2019

Ur brother a grocer

A phrase more dangerous than ur sister a mister, use this sentence only at your own risk.

Jonh: Ur granny tranny
Robert:Ur sister a mister
Jonh: Ur brother a grocer
Robert: dies

by personainutile_ March 17, 2018

ur busy?

(n) An 'ur busy' is a friend with benefits, whom you can call at any time and ask to 'hook up', starting with 'ur busy?', hence, an 'ur busy'.

- Hey, baby! Ur busy?

- I called my 'ur busy' last night.
- And?
- I went to her place and we did it. It's nice to have an 'ur busy' these days...

by eyesonly October 15, 2005

UR MOM

yes 2019 yes yesh mommy i cry he le hacor i claim to be a hacker

when UR MOM explodes

by nice nice nice nice nice October 28, 2020

Like ur cut g

When u like someone’s hair cut and slaps them in the back of the head

Taylor - like ur cut g *slaps head*
Jamal- bruhhh

by OG urban legend October 26, 2020

ur daddy fatty

literally the best way to insult any family member, without no doubt, is the true way to offend someones family member

Craig: LMAO ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur brother mother ur uncle a cuckle ur sister mister LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 9GAG IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Matthew: And your daddy fatty

After the sentence is complete, all planet earth becomes a huge battle royale and everyone is fighting everyone, and the last survivor can rule planet earth

by daddy fucker 124 March 20, 2018