catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.

Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night

by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018

20 IQ Domesticated Turkey

The term is use to describe people with 20 IQ and a range of conditions characterized by challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication. The term is commonly use to describe Andrew Lin and Winson Dong because of their very low IQ and their autistic behaviors. They are also known for their toxic tennis and ping pong plays. Winson is most famously known for being very bad in league, every game he will run it down mid. Thank god that Raymond is doing his 200 IQ plays and carry Winson ,boosted ass 20 IQ ape that haven't gone through evolution, to victory. In addition Andrew is known for his cringy moms jokes and his small feet. Ladies you know what that means. Finally will Winson ever not throw a gutter in bowling.

"Hey DUde YoUR mOM iS gAY" said Andrew in a very autistic voice. "Well shut up you 20 IQ domesticated turkey." said Raymond in a very manly voice.

by 20 IQ domesticated turkey August 3, 2018

Eating the Turkey

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.

Man I just caught Anthony Eating the Turkey

by Errxr August 16, 2018

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

buttering the turkey

When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)

Damn man, I was with Jessica last night buttering the turkey all night long.

by BussANut November 30, 2018

Eating the Turkey

Too Eat the Turkey you must first fist the turkey and shove you’re head in the gaping hole.

I tried to stop masturbating so I started eating the turkey.

by Scouterkid783 January 25, 2019

The Stuffed Turkey

Typically executed on Thanksgiving, The Stuffed Turkey is when you take the turkey legs off of a turkey and shove one in a girl’s pussy and the other in her asshole, then you have to try to eat them both out without biting her while she chugs gravy

Bro kinda wish I didn’t give my girl donkey chalk before trying The Stuffed Turkey

by Donk Daddy April 29, 2019