Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

Tom Felton

may have been very hot in Harry Potter

males by the name of Blake and Nolan can imitate his look

Tom Felton is another name in the industry used to teach us that temptations lose their power

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Mumkey Tom

A simple gorilla tag player, who complains every two seconds about delay

Mumkey Tom: OH FOR GOD SAKE I HATE LAG

Everyone else: Bro we just tagged you chill

by Creamy beans May 1, 2022

Tom Parky

Tom Parky is sweet like butter. He even has a hit single "Sweet like butter". You can download it on iTunes or listen to it on Spotify. He is also Earlswood's manager.

Tom Parky is sweet like butter.

by Gary on Holiday January 5, 2022

Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast

Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯

by Neonfetusman June 21, 2024

tom hunt

a person who loves to date french girls named claire, they may also be found with a boner and be asked if it is their phone

a girl sat on my lap and asked if my dick was a phone, i was such a tom hunt back then

by YaMomAVirgin January 16, 2018

Tom

Tom is the sweetest person on earth. He is a good boyfriend and is in very good shape. You always feel happy and safe around a Tom and they simply are the best. He is a good kisser and you would definitely want him as your boyfriend. Very romantic, very good looking. Has nice eyes, soft hair. Is the coolest person known to mankind. Sexiest thing alive.

Tom is amazing in every way possible

by betsylou January 13, 2021