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Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.
by Lollipopsfordays December 1, 2021
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Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.
“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”
by Floor Tom February 25, 2024
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Tom G

Somehow pulls a lot of bitches but is really retarded.
Look at Tom g, rizzing up more chicks than he has underwear!
by XDTechnoOCE February 25, 2024
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pegboy tom

Presumably a straight man who can't get off the last game pegged in the ass first
Rob had problems getting off until I "Pegboy Tom" him. then he came like a racehorse
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj February 28, 2024
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Tom

Man, my ex was such a Tom: he still owes me money to this day
by Orka wail March 2, 2024
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Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
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tom mardy

the guy that could turn any man gay with a huge 8=D
wow tom mardy just made me nut
by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024
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